Tales of the Wayward Wench

Secrets Revealed
Brother Udder and Sister Mart stomp the competition

Brother Udder has discovered what Fate’s Door is and will level up to 2. Mary has uncovered some very interesting knowledge, and levels up also.

The group also welcomed Torrin the dragonborn. Finally, somebody in the group who can swing an axe and chop up bad guys. Of course, you all need to watch out for him. He may be as ugly as a gila monster with leprosy, but he acts like he’s a combination of a heterosexual Fabio and Antonio Banderas. With the IQ of Lennie from Of Mice and Men.

Everyone is looking forward to some time in the settlement of Phandalin, especially since there will be rewards for their labor. Perhaps Udder can find a tattoo artist. Maybe Broder will be able to find someone willing to listen to him drone on about Mishkal. Perhaps Harry Sackville will grow an inch taller so that he doesn’t risk drowning every time it rains. Okay, no one believes that last one.

Goblins and Goblin Guts
and too much water

After successfully slaying most of the goblin ambushers, the brave adventurers captured a lone goblin who spilled everything he knew about Cragmaw Cavern and the goblins who had been preying upon the caravans. In an effort to rescue any survivors, the brave adventurers inflitrate the cavern system and kill goblins, feed hungry wolves, parlee with a disreputable and overweening goblin chieftain, and rescue the human prisoner. They also faced a roaring wall of water that washed several adventurers to the beginning of the cave system, knocking a few unconscious. After doing away with the pesky goblins, they take a much-needed rest and plan on attacking Klag the Bugbear.

Stomping out the bugs, and getting ambushed by goblins

The newly minted adventurers helped the Dirt brothers get rid of a nasty vermin problem in their cellars and were rewarded with a nice haul of fresh vegetables and an ancient golden loving cup.

Then, following a mission offered by Mitel Shadoweed, the brave adventurers began a trip to Phandelvin, guarding a wagon that fell behind the main caravan. When Elric Dracul approached the remains of the horses of Grundelin and his human friend, they came under fire from a band of goblins.


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